Good Evening guys,
Today is Monday hence Monday’s Pick. Got this one in an email at the beginning of the month, just got to reading it. Quite clever and got a good laugh from some of the lines Enjoy.
Straight From the Heart
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it’s a short drive.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.
People keep telling me I’m in Denial, but I’m positive I’ve never been there before!
I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.
I actually kind of enjoy it there.
So far, I haven’t been in Continent; but my travel agent says I’ll be going soon.
2 thoughts on “Places I Have Been”
This made me laugh out loud…which, depending on where you are, can be quite embarassing